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officialbeyonceknowles:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE OH MY GOD

(Source: 198ft, via liightup)

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

(Source: johto-jordan, via tybloids)

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via not-great-enough)

frigerator:

I support thick thighs

(via mockingdream)

partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

(Source: brenodnurie, via relahvant)

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

(via happiest)

eposetties:

PEOPLE WHO COVER SONGS AND DONT CHANGE THE PRONOUNS 
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(via not-great-enough)

“what’s your msn?”

—   ancient excerpt from a dead language (via pizzaforpresident)

(via not-great-enough)

snarkytior:

nifeandaccurateprophefies:

Dear tumblr, your tiny globe is spinning in the wrong direction.